Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I can't put those talents on a resume
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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