This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this just has baby written all over it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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