What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sext me about skeletons
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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