Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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