I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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