Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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