I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I cut my penus on the lid.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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