So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He shit in the fireplace
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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