"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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