Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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