that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
birth control should be required to get into college
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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