Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Alive.
So much puke
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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