Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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