I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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