Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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