she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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