They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
the raccoons are back...
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