mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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