I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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