Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
the night ended with taco bell and tears
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
