they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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