Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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