My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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