That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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