I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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