I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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