you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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