Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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