I'm eating all of the evidence.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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