I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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