It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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