is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Randomize
