Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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