Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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