I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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