My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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