He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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