This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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