He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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