Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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