Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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