okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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