rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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