He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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