Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Come on in and take your pants off
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