Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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