Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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