I hope mine doesn't look like that
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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