He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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