i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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