Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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