yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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