I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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