I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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