Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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